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The Burning Bush

As some of you may know, yesterday was the day I had my stent replacements in my whicherdoodles.  (It all went well, but don’t skip to the end.  You’ll miss the story.)

While I am a man of faith, I am also a reasonable man with rational concerns.  And I was concerned.  The last time I had this procedure, things were less than perfect.  I needed a little heavenly reassurance.

And, as some of you may also remember, the medical Nazis required me to bring a CPAP with me.  So for the last several days, I was trying to get adjusted to the silly thing.  And so I began Tuesday night already tired from my many confrontations with the device in the nights preceding.

I was sleeping quietly Tuesday until roughly midnight, when I suddenly developed a maddening and irrepressible itch dead center in the middle of my back.  Wiggling didn’t help and my arms are to short to reach.  So I had to get up and use the back scratcher.

And then I heard it.  A blood curdling electrical hiss.  Repeatedly.   It was like Dr. Frankenstein’s lab was right on our back porch.  I half expected to hear the cry of “It’s Aliiiiiiiive!!”  I couldn’t really see anything, but my son James could.  A power box in our back yard, at the foot of the transformer pole, was shorting out.  Electricity was arcing (loudly) behind the bushes, causing them to smoke.  (If we hadn’t had the rain, the smoke would have been flames.)  When I did finally see it, the bush had an eerie glow behind it.

We called the fire department and OG&E.  When the smoke cleared (literally) we realized that God had awakened me so we could get the fire trucks out.  That alone was a comforting affirmation of God’s protection.  But the real miracle was yet to happen.

Wednesday morning I went into the operating room at 10:40.  Prior to that, lots of prayers went up from my pre-op room.  With and for the doctor, and the attending nurses, and the gas guys, and me.

During the procedure, a problem developed.  One of the stents encountered an obstruction.  (Remember, my ureters are like pretzels.)  Then, suddenly, the stent moved as if it were being sucked up right to the kidney.  It was remarkable enough that the nurses remarked.  The doctor informed them that it wasn’t his doing.  It was an example of Amazing, greasing, Grace.

But there’s more.

When my old stents were removed, there were no crystalline deposits.  It has always been the buld up of those deposits that required the many replacements.  So now, we’ved moved to a 10 month span between replacements.  First it was six months.  Then it was nine.  Now it’s ten.

God’s protection and Grace had extended from the electrical fire right into the operating room.

And for me, the symbol of all of it has been that image of the bush.

Even with all our pastors and prophets and popes……..even in the era of instant messaging………..God still uses that Gold Standard of heavenly communicaion – the burning bush.

Praise His Name Forever.

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Dancing With Aliens

Last Saturday I visited an alien planet.

Saturday was my mother-in-law’s 80th birthday and all of Barbara’s siblings came to town with all their sub-siblings in tow.

That is generally enough to make me wish I was on an alien planet, but that’s not the story.

The birthday celebration lunch was held at Ingrid’s Kitchen, a German restaurant and deli located in a not so nice neighborhood around 36th and Youngs Blvd.  We got there early to set up things and as I was getting out of the car I noticed that people were already piling in.  Not just any people.  Old people.  And some REALLY old people.  And those that didn’t drive themselves, were dropped off by their facilities van.

Inside the average age was at least 70.  And I emphasize ‘average”.  At our table there were some 20 somethings.  And that brought the average down.

And at one end of the restaurant, there was a band.  And the average of the band had to be 75.  And when the band started to play, all the old folks got up to dance.  And they danced and danced and danced and danced……..  I though I was in a filming of another sequel of Cocoon.

Funny thing, though.  It was really a lot of fun.  Pretty soon my mother-in-law was dancing.  And Barbara.  And her siblings.  And even the sub-siblings.

Fun though it was, for me, it was surreal.  Even when I could dance, I didn’t.  I danced at my wedding.  That was enough.  So dance halls of any repute are foreign to me.

But the dancers where having fun.  And the band was having fun.  And the singer was having fun (she was also over 70). And the non-dancing crowd was having fun.

So if you live in the city, or are coming to the city, go to Ingrid’s Kitchen at noon on Saturday.

And bring your dancing shoes.

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