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		<title>Welcome to Walrus Talk</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Walrus Talk I used to think that what I had to say needed to be read. I now know that what I have to say just needs to be written. Some interesting and funny things have happened to me along the way.  And also some very unfunny things. One of my favorite hyms should [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The One-Hoss Shay</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Deacon’s Masterpiece or The Wonderful &#8220;One-Hoss Shay&#8221;: A Logical Story Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) Have you heard of the wonderful one-hoss shay, That was built in such a logical way It ran a hundred years to a day, And then of a sudden it — ah, but stay, I’ll tell you what happened without [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Golden Telephone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This may be the funniest joke I&#8217;ve ever heard.  This is my version. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; It seems a man in Topeka, Kansas, decides to write a book about churches around the country. He starts by flying to San Francisco and working east from there. He goes to a very large church and begins taking pictures, etc. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Al Gore</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Al Gore, now starring in &#8220;An Inconvenient Truth II&#8221; Related Posts:My Miracle &#8211; From My Pastor&#8217;s ViewpointThe One-Hoss ShayA Letter to the King of Spain by Cabeza De Vaca &#8212; An Interlinear Translation by Haniel Long]]></description>
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		<title>Old McDonald Gets a Glock</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Old McDonald gets a Glock ee-i-ee-i-o MCDONALD ET AL. v. CITY OF CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, ET AL. Related Posts:Welcome to Walrus TalkAquarian the LibrarianThe Golden TelephoneCitation of Condolence from the Oklahoma State SenateCol. Robert D. Anderson (US Air Force Retired)]]></description>
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		<title>Riots in L.A.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Riots in L.A&#8230;&#8230;are they really just tryouts for the Lakers? No related posts found]]></description>
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		<title>Hail, Hail, the Gang&#8217;s All Here</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The sound of our new roof going in is very similar to the sound of the hail storm that took the old one out. Where&#8217;s my Excedrin? Related Posts:The One-Hoss ShayA Letter to the King of Spain by Cabeza De Vaca &#8212; An Interlinear Translation by Haniel Long]]></description>
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		<title>Canine Update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Our dog, Buddy, has this very irritating habit of going outside early in the morning and barking for no reason at absolutely nothing. We finally realized: He&#8217;s just updating his status. Related Posts:The CornerThe Burning BushFear NotSilver and GoldMansfield]]></description>
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		<title>Weight Watcher</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My weight is not inappropriate for the height I wish I was. Related Posts:Mansfield]]></description>
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		<title>Jack Bauer Says</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Always remember this admonition from Jack Bauer: Events occur in real time. Related Posts:My Miracle &#8211; From My Pastor&#8217;s ViewpointThe CornerFatherThe Burning BushMimsy Were the Borogoves]]></description>
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