My weight is not inappropriate for the height I wish I was.
Welcome to Walrus Talk
Welcome to Walrus Talk I used to think that what I had to say needed to be read. I now know that what I have to say just needs to be written. Some interesting and funny things have happened to me along the way. And also some very unfunny things. One of my favorite hyms should be playing now - Amazing Grace sung by Il Divo. You can turn it off if you like, but you'll miss some great music. [audio:AmazingGrace.mp3|autostart=yes] Please read the "About" page to find out what is on this site. To go directly to the testimony about my miracle, click ...
The One-Hoss Shay
The Deacon’s Masterpiece or The Wonderful "One-Hoss Shay": A Logical Story Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) Have you heard of the wonderful one-hoss shay, That was built in such a logical way It ran a hundred years to a day, And then of a sudden it — ah, but stay, I’ll tell you what happened without delay, Scaring the parson into fits, Frightening people out of their wits, – Have you ever heard of that, I say? Seventeen hundred and fifty-five. Georgius Secundus was then alive, – Snuffy old drone from the German hive. That was the year when Lisbon-town Saw the earth open and gulp her down, And Braddock’s army was done so brown, Left ...



